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Simpaholics Anonymous

noun. a support group for simps who no longer wish to be simps, at times involving a self-imposed metaphorical recovery program
I don't want to hear about your ex man. It's been 6 months, stop being a simp.

Dude give me a break. I'm only on step 6 of Simpaholics Anonymous.
by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020
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Cuntaholics Anonymous

a fabricated support group for women who just can't control themselves and constantly act like cunts.
"wow your a real cunt, maybe you should attend a cuntaholics anonymous meeting"
by bitchy mcgoo November 4, 2007
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Players Anonymous

Players Anonymous is a non-profit Organization that focuses on the recovery of individuals who have lived the fast and dangerous lifestyle of committing crimes. P.A is a 12 step program designed to help the individual break away from self defeating behavior. The person does this by listening to others that have lived the life, and are now on a path to becoming respectable citizens. Also working a 12-step program with a sponsor is considered highly recommended..but not mandatory. The sole purpose of this fellowship is to spare our victims, our families, our communities, and our selves from misery. And live a normal productive life free of the vices that blind us.

3. P.A has no affiliations with any religious group, sects. or denominations. P.A is completely 100% self supporting through its own contributions from its own members.

4.The history of the program dates back to 2005 at Pickaway Correctional institution in Orient, Ohio
One inmate while doing time and involved in recovery noticed how there were alot of people in need of a program tailor made to the specific addiction from which he and countless others were afflicted. Very shortly later Mr. Bennett began putting pencil to paper in the early mornings while in his cell. And thus, Players Anonymous was born.
1.Players Anonymous is a fellowship of individuals recovering from their addiction.Addicts are defined as: Persons or person who sells drugs or commits any crime that has negative consequences, but are helpless to stop the behavior i.e. a person who keeps returning to prison time and time again after thinking that they can sell drugs successfully, or commit any crime and make a career out of it. Players Anonymous is a program of recovery from criminal addiction for those that want it , it is not for that need it.

This person upon completion of his or her prison time will have a support group to aide and guide them through the many pitfalls that come along upon any road to recovery.
by P.A.W.S March 17, 2011
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anthroholics anonymous

A collective group of individuals who are addicted to shopping at Anthropologie.
My husband is going to send me to Anthroholics Anonymous when he sees all that I bought today.
by TakeItDon'tLeaveIt October 30, 2013
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Assholics Anonymous

Assholics Anonymous® is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may fuck the lives of as many people as possible.
"Is A.A. for you? Only you can decide whether you want to give Assholics Anonymous a try?"
by rperazag June 30, 2010
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Dickheads Anonymous

A group for people who are in denial about being a dickhead but has been forced to go to meetings.
"Hi I'm Aaron, and I'm a dickhead."
"Hi Aaron."
by Lady D November 26, 2003
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sexaholics anonymous

the main character in the book Choke goes to sexaholics anonymous meetings to pick up chicks
by deadprez92 April 1, 2007
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