Maggie Allen

Also known as batmaggie, Maggie Allen is the girl that doesn't enjoy being called Moo Moo or Marge or Peggy. Saying anything listed above results in an instant retaliation. She likes to demoralize and physically injure those she sits with on bus rides, and will always find a way to sleep through your Saturday afternoons. Upon meeting a Maggie Allen, one may find she says something ridiculous that is oddly strange and sexually stimulating at the same time. Overall, a Maggie Allen might come off harsh, but eventually she'll let you sleep on her unbelievably comfortable knee cap.

First thing Maggie Allen said to me was that she could fit her fist in her mouth.

I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.

Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.

by stuffthannnngs October 23, 2014

Jarrett Allen

The best Cleveland Cavaliers center of all time.

Jarrett Allen with the block and the slam on the other end!!

by Mowaffles September 08, 2021

stuart allen

A workshy individual, usually found drinking wine.

That guy is such a Stuart Allen

by Theradicalapple June 25, 2017

Hoodie Allen

An American rapper, singer and songwriter - born in New york in 1988 at the tender age of zero.

good heavens reginald this new hoodie allen song fucking slaps

by nellaeidooh December 18, 2018

peter allen

A mix between peter parker and barry allen. Peter is spider man and Barry is The Flash

I am peter allen

by Its your boy peter allen December 19, 2017

Calvin Allen

Calvin Allen is a cute guy. He really is nice, funny, and attractive.

He has a really good sense of humor, and despite that, he also is very religious.
He has many friends, and there is always one girl which is very special for him.

He knows that he is quite attractive, but he keeps his love for someone special, and he keeps on secretly missing his special person.

You know, I think I met a Calvin Allen. I'm deeply in love with him

by gohibernating November 17, 2018

Amber Allen

Total bitch that uses her 'depression' to gain attention. However, it doesn't end there. She uses self harm to get into peoples heads and fuck every lad about in the Pinxton/Normo area. Pure and utter, sket. She'll tongue punch your fart box for a fiver.

You're a fucking Amber Allen lad.

Let's do an Amber Allen for a fiver.

by GloriousFartBoxTonguePuncher November 05, 2019