She is a MOnster! I got her at this weird vendor at target, cause it thought she would a good addition to the family. little did i know, she Is a bitch! And she ate little Timmy because he tried to pet her during feeding time. And let me tell you DO NOT get in the way of her and her cold Spaghetti-O's. Its horrifying watching them slide down her throat, like who would eat them cold? only a true Monster.
Jim: Hey Jhon, we talked it over and i think the kids are ready for a pet! I know that you recently got a pet, is that one good?
Jhon: *starts shaking* Oh God No, not more of them, we will never survive. They'll take over!
Jim: Are you okie?
Jhon: Never get an Alexis, promise me you never will, Okie?
Jim: ...ok whatever you say *Backs-away slowly*
Jhon: *starts shaking* Oh God No, not more of them, we will never survive. They'll take over!
Jim: Are you okie?
Jhon: Never get an Alexis, promise me you never will, Okie?
Jim: ...ok whatever you say *Backs-away slowly*
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Is a caring and handsome guy. He is very attractive to girls. He is very smart and pays attention to anything. He is caring and will always be out there for another person.
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