Alabama Hulk Smash

The art of inserting your left hand into your partner's (preferably a woman) anus, and your right into her vaginal cavity. You then lift her up into the air, and whilst you yell "HULK SMASH!", violently throwing her to the ground. This provides intence pleasure for both partners.

Guy 1:"Dude, I had the best time last night with Michelle."
Guy 2:"Cleveland steamroller?"
Guy 1:"Nah. Alabama Hulk Smash."

by Lin Min Yeng June 9, 2015

alabama alarm clock

The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a woman up by sticking your cock in her ear.

Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.

by Alexander Marzec July 27, 2006

Alabama Shakes

The action of eating or fucking a girls pussy until she shakes uncontrollably.

Dude, I was eating your sisters pussy so good last night that I gave her the Alabama Shakes!

by redballs221 November 2, 2016

alabama lane change

The Alabama Lane Change is the act of purposely shoving your penis into a girls butt unexpectedly while doing it doggy style.

me: "dude you should try the alabama lane change with kelsey"

jon: "maybe i should dude but her pussy is tight enough already since she's a gymnast"

by rough dry butt sex... nstow March 14, 2011

Alabama Avalanche

when you bust a nut on a girls face (preferably on her forehead) and the load runs down her face and body the way and avalanche comes down a mountain

Zeke busted an alabama avalanche on gertrude's face after they had just banged

by Hotdog Bunning July 7, 2005

Alabama Backdoor

Doing a girl from behind then in a smooth motion going from penetrating the vagina from behind to penetrating the anus. The Alabama Backdoor technique is very risky and will most likely lead to a Rodeo situation.

I totally went through the Alabama Backdoor with Natalee. She didn't mind too much, I think.

by Kegan Godbey October 8, 2005

Los Alamos

An oasis of social ineptitude located in the mountains of northern New Mexico. Has more PhD's per capita than anywhere else, and a self satisfied and pretentious attitude. The majority of the population wears socks with sandals and is either vastly over payed, or not payed enough. Incredibly dull, unless nuclear fission gets you hard.

"Hey, want to have fun? Thats too bad, because we're in Los Alamos"

by Imperator07 March 1, 2009