Alabama Purebloods

a term used to describe families who reproduce with relatives to keep their family line pure and the same origin DNA.

My sister and I ran into some Alabama Purebloods who asked if we were married... We got outta there fast.

by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 7, 2021

Alabama sharp

That perfect point between tipsy and drunk, usually around 4-6 beers

Man, I was feeling Alabama sharp during that game of beer pong.

by jarnie_123 May 26, 2020

Alabama nigga

Chris’s grandpa or black people who are born in Alabama

He’s a true Alabama nigga

by MARCUS MYERS April 23, 2023

alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)

When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017

Alabama Tower

An Eiffel Tower but everyone is related.

Me: “Hey Sis, wanna join me and Cletus in the Alabama Tower tonight? Ma can’t because of work”

by R0CKHARD0 April 20, 2019

The Alabama Phase

Ok in each family 1 or 2 people will get it and that person will try to date your siblings or cousin it will last about 3 months - 3 years, and once the alabama phase is over for that person another person will get it, it only happens to the ages of 7 - 14, it can spread to other people if they make a sexual move by you so to not get it you got to avoid the person until its over, but if you already had it you will be immune to it! And no this is not a joke.

The Alabama phase.

by TwinkBeater February 1, 2021

alabama china

Paper plates, plastic cups/utensils

Let's use the Alabama china so we don't have to wash dishes tonight!

by CainisAble August 7, 2016