The Wednesday After That

A 'polite' way of calling somebody a twat. Often used in response to C U Next Tuesday.

"Hey, C U Next Tuesday!"
"Yeah, or The Wednesday After That"

by Arnoldopolis November 29, 2007

After-Puss

Slang for a female asshole

"I'm not trying to wind up no dad! I've got some ky, let me put it in your after-puss instead, girl! I'll go slow I promise"

by Purveyor of Fine Memes February 18, 2020

After while

Southern slang for something happening later on.

I'm in the mood for some chicken. Why don't we head on up to Hodak's after while?

by Maddogg radio September 14, 2022

after-virgin

a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.

Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!

by Roberta Paulsen March 07, 2016

After Hours

The eons of the night when everything begins to close and the intrusive thought start to kick in. Also a kick ass album by Abel ‘The Weeknd’ Tesfaye that saved 2020 from being the complete and utter muck it was.

Clock: 3:11 AM
Friend 1: “Man I’m hungry and everything is closed !”
Friend 2: “I know dude, it’s after hours now.”

Walt: “ Jesse..play Escape from LA from After Hours….even if we scare the hoes.”

by Supes_13 September 14, 2022

After F

What comes after F in the alphabet? G!

I keep this shit after F

by TundraBoy September 13, 2017

After-nuding

To have a nude afternoon together with good company, picnics, beach walks and other shenanigans. In particular relevant as part of the nudist community

Hey, let's go after-nuding together?

by Wildboltstorm October 07, 2020