Ashlee Simpson

Quoted in Jane Magazine for saying that she is against lip syncing and would NEVER do it herself.
Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of saturday night live to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over.

The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing.

Is riding off her sisters fame and talent.

ONLY has a record contract because her sister Jessica Simpson and her father are in the music industry.

UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face.
Also, a heavy attitude adjustment.

Tries harder than Avril to be so PUNK!
But she's failing miserably.

Hey Asslee, dying your hair, and wearing dark clothes and shirts that say "Punk" won't make you "punk" no matter how hard you tap your red ruby slippers together.

by www.livejournal.com/users/anti_ashlee January 12, 2005

Ashley

ashley is the most amazing person in the whole wide world. she is funny,beatiful,awesome,caring,sexy,outgoing and TONS more <3 she is very forgiving and she will do ANYTHING for a friend <3 they are super fun to hangout with, and ashleys are crazy at times, but thats okay :D its one of the good qualities!

i love you Ashley!

by rachel 1234554 November 30, 2011

asshole tuck

When a male tucks the head of his penis in his asshole and squeezes his anus to hold it there while walking around.

A technique usually found in use by transvestites attempting to hide their gender while stripping.

I was getting the best lap dance from this stripper until her asshole tuck gave way.

by Tony "Tone" Booyah June 5, 2009

Ashlee

The name Ashlee means "ash tree". Ashlee is beautiful and like no other. She loves animals, cats in particular. She has brown hair and hazel eyes. She will often have a medium size group of friends and a small group of best friends. She is very clever and talented. She is passionate about learning and will succeed in life. She has beautiful big eyes and has a palish skin. It is hard for her to make big decisions. She is shy at first glance but if you truely get to know her, you wouldn't even think it. Sometimes she is a little bossy but, isn't everyone?

Wow, your eyes are such Ashlee's.

by Alexandra_jasmine October 1, 2018

Ashley Lovelace

Ashley Lovelace is the kindest person you will get meet. Her beauty is unreal and she brings joy to everyone’s lives. Ashley Lovelace is kind to everyone, even the people who aren’t so kind to her. She is everyone’s best and closest friend, yet she often hides how she really feels in fear that it will hurt others. She is truly one of a kind and there is no person like her.

“Wow, Ashley Lovelace is the best person I’ve ever met.”
“Wow, me too!”

by Lexi Montanado April 21, 2019

Salty Asshole

noun

1. puckered and vengeful, an asshole who is vindictive or spiteful in an abrasive way

2. someone who is as pleasant to be around as rubbing salt on one's asshole

I knew he was mad, but did he have to be such a salty asshole about it?

by claudiesel August 13, 2011

Ashlee Simpson

V.
To sing without moving your mouth or holding your mic.

"It was acid reflux!"

by SgtSalad November 22, 2004