assunta capuozzo

an italian icon.

on tiktok she usually shares her routine, what she eats and other things.
how she pronounced her name was funny so people made it into a meme.

“ vergognati ! dalla tua, non amica, Assunta Capuozzo💋💋”

x: hey do you know by any chance this woman on tiktok?

x2: OF COURSE I KNOW HER! SHE’S ASSUNTA CAPUOZZO!!!

by - s4r July 9, 2022

assault the wheat

When you're too tired to say "hit the hay", but just awake enough to let your violent primal urges slip out.

God damn, I'm tired, I'm gonna assault the wheat.

by Literal Code October 29, 2022

Perennial assault

A swift, devastating blow to the small area which bridges the balls and the anus

In retaliation for Toby's dishonesty, I served him a perennial assault that nearly removed his prostate

by Silky Cohen February 8, 2017

cranial assault

when someone farts and the effects of it are hyperbolized and are said to be so bad they could cause brain damage.

Wow, that fart was so bad it was a cranial assault.

by tnakor September 1, 2017

Duvet Assault Course

Bunch o' shaggin innit?

Before marrying her husband, Lindsay was clearly in some sort of Duvet Assault Course.

by TheGX December 3, 2018

Urban Assault

The best clothing store in Houston

“Aye bro where’d you get that shirt”
“Urban assault”

by drew74_i_ August 26, 2021

Textual Assault

When a cry baby driver gets a phone number off the company truck & starts sending text messages calling names because they got butt-hurt by your driving

Woman says over text "Learn to fucking drive you pushed me over on the side of the road nice advertisement on your truck you're going to advertise like that then maybe you should drive like a normal citizen"

To get a reply of "Boo-hoo
Cry me a river, they even made a song about it years ago, retard"

Then she reply "I took a picture of the truck and now I'll take a picture of the text no one uses the word retard anymore except some illiterate ignorant asshole"

& gets the reply, "yo, that's textual assault"

by Ur an Embarassment 2 mankind August 3, 2023