Amber Alert

When a dude warns other dudes about a girl he used to date who happens to like to shit on beds / people during sex

Guy 1: I heard Mike and Jessica broke up a fee months back. I might ask her out.

Guy 2: I wouldn't, when Mike broke it off he issued an Amber Alert on her. She tried to take a dump on his chest and the just ended up shitting in his bed. I mean, unless your into that.

Guy 1: Fuck that. How did I miss that Amber Alert?

by JayJayRon April 27, 2022

Allergies

When symptoms of asthma or allergies flare up, they can leave you feeling helpless. But there are steps you can take to eliminate reactions and lessen the intensity of the symptoms. Installing air filters in your heating and air conditioning units will remove the harmful irritating particles that cause asthmatic and allergic reactions. You can save yourself a lot of stress, a lot of health problems and a whole lot of financial burden simply by keeping your AC or furnace filters clean.

My allergies are acting up, what can I do

by ACFilters4Less March 26, 2015

Flirt Alert

Something you yell when you see somebody flirting with somebody else. :<

Andy: Hey
Tasia: Hello?
Andy: Are you a farmer? 'Cuz your'e raising my cock.
Matt: FLIRT ALERT!

by M-dizzle[FMS] August 6, 2010

Leah Adler

The best, cutest, most adorabe and talented dancer in the world. She was Featured on the entire California Dreams Tour w/Katy Perry. Imagine the swedish singer Robyn & Tinkerbell and thats what she looks like. Leah is so sweet and nice and if she went on a dancing show, she would win! You can find her on twitter @onlyLeah.

"Who's Leah Adler?"
"Only the best dancer in the whole freaking entire world, watch that face."

by KathrynFarmer December 16, 2011

boob alert

When someone you know has their boobs hanging out of their shirt and you have to tell them to cover their ass up.

Friend 1: "Hey girl, don't you love my new little slutty shirt?"

Friend 2:"OMG girl, boob alert!!! cover those huge things up please!"

by Flawed_Angel January 24, 2007

nerd alert

Term used to call attention to a social or societal outcast.

As the geek was approaching the bar people began to shout "nerd alert"

by JDubb July 20, 2003

Beaver Alert

When a female wears a skirt or dress so short you can almost see her genitals.

Beaver Alert! That skank over there in the leopard print is showing everyone her business.

by Formore June 20, 2011