So my name is Austin and everyone says I have a big dick and that I’m good looking and amazing in bed and I’m very nice and outgoing.
I’m very confused now
Thanks for the compliments
I’m very confused now
Thanks for the compliments
by Oinkermarked1440 February 05, 2020
by The realest of the real February 15, 2020
Austin, go take a shower, god damn.
by Copers.V3 October 02, 2019
by Thatbrowndudeoverthere June 10, 2019
ATX. The place you wish you lived. Home o' the Horns, SXSW< and pure, unadulterated awesomeness. A downtown that is mostly democratic and urban, with a more right-wing gradient as you move towards the country. Real good place for Texicans. Real bad place for Blacks. City of the purple crown, cuz of our sunsets. Blueberry in the tomato sup, cuz of our liberals. Awesomest city ever, just because.
If there's a nuclear war, Austin and Twinkies will be the last thing standing! I'm buying me some Twinkies and going to Austin!
by Someone better than you. Get over it. September 28, 2007