Silver Alert

A verbal warning shouted at onlookers when an old person's story has begun to wander off. Similar to an Amber Alert, but different.

Grandpa: "Bears? You want to hear a story about bears? So I was driving out on route 6, just past the old red barn, which used to be green before they painted it yellow, which i knew because i used to pick raspberries in the field behind the barn, which used to be a corn field after it was a civil war battlefield, blah, blah, blah..."

Jason: "Silver Alert!! He's lost the point again. Quick, everyone look around and try to find it!!"

Grandpa: "and coming back to my original point, I choked a bear to death with my bare hands."

by Walter Spiderman August 27, 2012

faggot alert

Used to tell everybody in the vicinity that a faggot/fag/fageteer/ has arrived

Hey guy-

FAGGOT ALERT GET OUT OF HEAR YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT

by toilet struggler October 18, 2021

emergency alert system

That fucking bullshit that wakes you the fuck up while having a good nights sleep. It fucking ruins your day and you never turn on the TV ever again.

Person wakes up: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE
Fucking Emergency Alert System: BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

by jellyfish bish December 24, 2021

brown alert

when someone has to take a major shit

oh god, look out brown alert comin through.

by danny and mason February 16, 2004

anal alert

when your ass lets you know that your about to shit all over the place.

oh man, wheres the nearest toilet i just had an anal alert , i'm gonna shit myself any second!!

by LEARY / CARTER April 6, 2006

boner alert

Massive erection forming or already formed

Her pokey nipples give me such a boner alert that between them and my prince albert we could have a wicked game of hoopla.

by A Key Tapper February 22, 2008

Red Alert

When you see a ginger walk in the room.

"Red alert guys, it seems the daywalker decided to come..."

by TYHD February 9, 2009