Ain't got no Christmas

Not having any green or red in a card game or activity.

When playing Uno ( or anything with green and red ) and you have no green and red, "You ain't got no Christmas"!

by JF0h December 26, 2011

You ain't a'woofin

Used to express acknowledgment of the obvious.

Person A: Im about to freeze to death and turn into a popsicle !

Person B: You ain't a'woofin !

by Eigo Sensei August 19, 2010

i ain't no bitch

a common phrase you use to express the fact that you aren't a bitch, pussy, wuss, etc... Commonly used when you want to want to do something you normally wouldn't do on a limb.

guy 1: there's no way in hell im going outside
guy 2: fuck it i ain't no bitch
*goes outside and suffers in the cold, but fuck it at least he ain't a bitch*

by DickTwingler69 December 3, 2018

like it ain't no thing

1) Something that was done easily
2) When someone pretends something was done easily.

1) "I date 3 guys at once like it ain't no thang"
2) "George Bush is going to win this war like it ain't no thang"

by Kristen December 3, 2003

Ain't It Cool News

An old, outdated movie site that has now become an informal forum of talkbackers not yet cognizant of other, better sites and forums. Hasn't had a good exclusive or scoop since before the millennium. Is run by a notoriously shady character whose power in Hollywood has massively diminished over the years. The failed screenwriter Drew "Moriarty" McWeeney has left to join another site that will fail inside of the year.

"Ain't It Cool News is still around? Huh."

by ChocolateReign January 11, 2009

This dick ain't free

Former president Barack Obama's favorite catchphrase used while in office

Obama had many great catchphrases but, my favorite one was "this dick ain't free".

by Spic Dickuloid February 16, 2017

ain't about that life

You can't handle that lifestyle or don't fit into that lifestyle or with a group of people.

Tom:I'm going to the club all 6 nights this week and gettin crunk.
Craig:Man, you ain't about that life.
Me:Yeah, he's also not about that common sense either. Tom, do me a favor and do not go to any night clubs because you have no street smarts.

by LexO October 20, 2013