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Ascorbic Titillunda

A tingling or chilling sensation that occurs during urination after consuming a high dose of vitamin C (typically 4,000-8,000 mg or more). The effect, described as a gentle "flush wave," is considered by some to be a sign of tissue saturation and antioxidant processing. Coined by Bobby Dean Gray in 2025.
Bro, I just hit the Ascorbic Titillunda--I think my cells are singing.
by Lucien A. Gray March 26, 2025
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ascorbic interference

When one's presence burns the mold off someone's soul. They flinch, then blink, then breathe.

Ascorbic interference is when something pure and necessary disrupts decay. Not softly. Not politely. But with brightness. With sting. With chemistry that cannot be ignored.

Change of the conditions, breaking the silence and oxygenating the swamp.
I didn't mean to disrupt him--I was just being myself. But I realize now, my presence was a kind of ascorbic interference: cleansing, stinging, impossible to ignore.

The shift in his behavior wasn't gradual; it came after a moment of ascorbic interference--someone finally told the truth and the system reacted like it had touched acid.

She entered like citrus on a wound--ascorbic interference in its purest form. Not to destroy, but to awaken the flesh.

If he's mad, let him be. I wasn't attacking him---I was performing ascorbic interference. That's love, not betrayal.
by Lucien A. Gray May 14, 2025
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Ascoure

Ascoure (verb)
Pronunciation: /as-koor/
Definition:
To find something after searching for it.
To discover something valuable, rare, or meaningful.
Word Forms:
Present: ascoure / ascoures
Past: ascoured
Continuous: ascouring
Noun (optional slang): ascoure (the act of finding)
“I ascoured my keys after looking for an hour.”
“He ascoured a rare song on the internet.”
“She ascoured the perfect solution.”
“That was a real ascoure.”
by rixze February 28, 2026
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Luca Ascoli

Tom: have you heard of Luca Ascoli
Sam: yeah the god among men
by God V12345 November 19, 2021
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Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.
A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.
by High Society October 28, 2012
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Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze
Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021
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