Rod Pasting

Gorilla-gluing your dick-hole shut.

I'd rather be rod pasting than playing Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric! Infact I'd rather fucking staple my nutsack to the ceiling!

by CoatlessEskimo9 May 23, 2016

rod smoker

Someone who sucks dick on a regular basis. A dirty slapper, a person who likes to smoke bone.

Look at becky over there, flirting again. she s such a rod smoker!

by stwatty June 14, 2014

Rod Hull

A 'Rod Hull' is the act of falling off something and usually dying in the process. The 'Full Rod Hull' is falling off your roof whilst fixing a television aerial.

"I did a Rod Hull off the kitchen counter last night"
"Did you die"
"Not quite"

by William Bixby January 2, 2009

rod battle

1. A fight or competition, usually good humored, between two males both seeking the same female's attention.

2. A petty thug.

When the pretty new receptionist started work, everyone in the office knew that there would be a serious rod battle between Russ and Paul.

by Merriam Webster January 15, 2003

Phat rod

A Fine Ass Ride..a sweet whip...A tight Ride

Thats a Phat Rod..A sweet ass whip....pussy magnet

by jhoutsider40 January 10, 2008

gay rod

A nickname given to A-Rod of the New York Yankees by Boston.

GO RED SOX!
who's your papi?

by Raych December 17, 2004

J-Rod

A super hard on. The best a man can get.

Trisha, that trick daddy ova there got one big ass J-Rod goin' ONNNN!

by jarred retro April 26, 2008