A bevy of gentleman get together for an evening of frivolity and begin by getting drunk. Then they place a towel on the floor and gather round in a circle, their naked bodies glistening with oil.
Then they all begin to masturbate as furiously as they can, spraying their load in a partial circle onto the towel.
If all goes well, the men will have created a perfect circle of seed which one man, designated as Sméagol will grab the towel and run around the house naked screaming "MY PRECIOUS MY PRECIOUS!" it's then up to the other men to chase down the oiled and aroused gollum, seize the towel of seed and cast it into the fireplace where its powers are consumed and can never be used for evil again.
Credit goes to Chapmanfan
Then they all begin to masturbate as furiously as they can, spraying their load in a partial circle onto the towel.
If all goes well, the men will have created a perfect circle of seed which one man, designated as Sméagol will grab the towel and run around the house naked screaming "MY PRECIOUS MY PRECIOUS!" it's then up to the other men to chase down the oiled and aroused gollum, seize the towel of seed and cast it into the fireplace where its powers are consumed and can never be used for evil again.
Credit goes to Chapmanfan
by Definethisforme April 3, 2011
Get the Circle of Sauronmug. by BABYGORILLA123 February 20, 2018
Get the Inner Circlemug. by milan January 2, 2004
Get the a perfect circlemug. a crazy drinkin game where you get wasted make up dumbass rules drink at every opportunity and wake up with no knowledge of the previous night
by anonomys May 13, 2005
Get the circle of deathmug. B.J.:weren't you going to the buss stop to get that hooker?
Dave:I was,but it was a closed circle deal.
B.J.:Too bad,man!!
Dave:I was,but it was a closed circle deal.
B.J.:Too bad,man!!
by mwiz March 4, 2015
Get the closed circlemug. A kick ass band with the best singer ever as the frontman. Tool are my favourite band of all time and A Perfect Circle are Second. They rule, Mer De Noms And Thirteenth Step both kick ass but the latter is better
They rule
by Wallace Boy October 17, 2003
Get the a perfect circlemug. I'm taking her home with me,All dressed in white.
She's got everything I need, Pharmacy Keys.
She's fallin hard for me,I can see it in her eyes.
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys.
She's got everything I need, Pharmacy Keys.
She's fallin hard for me,I can see it in her eyes.
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys.
by Adam December 3, 2004
Get the A Perfect Circlemug.