Waste a baby

When one proceeds to masturbate and excrete large (or if masturbation has occurred far too frequently) very small amounts of "semen", then one has, in effect, "Wasted a baby" ...

Example 1:

"Dude, Elle is so HOT! Just looking at her makes me want to waste a baby!!"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "What the hell is that smell?"

Person 2 - "I know, it smells like i couldn't help but waste a baby ..."

Person 1 - "Fuck you."

by 2BC and The Syklops April 27, 2009

titty wasted

It's the feeling you get from lookin at so much titty for too long without bein able to touch em.
I.e. I went to hooters last night and got sooo titty wasted!!!

I.e. I went to hooters last night and got sooo titty wasted!!!

by sd6982 May 19, 2014

waste of breath

A waste of space or life.

Stacey's so stupid, she's such a waste of breath!

by Lolita11 March 28, 2016

asian wasted

To drink half a shot and be completely hammered. Symptoms include red in the face, yelling, followed by sleepiness, and generally end up passed out within 10 min.

"Should we invite gen to come out tonight?"

"Hell no, last time she got Asian wasted and started yelling at the bartender before passing out on the bar."

by GenBean March 17, 2016

Hipster wasted

Getting blackout drunk off craft beer.

The loft party I ended up at had Bourbon County so I had no choice but to get Hipster wasted.

by EZ4me January 29, 2016

cunt waste

n. - A human being completely devoid of social worth. One who is deserving of loathing and scorn.

"My ex is a total piece of cunt waste. That bitch just sits around leaching off of everyone, and criticizing them for how they live their lives, even though she has never lifted a finger in her life."

by r4d10s1l3nc3 March 08, 2012

McKenna Wasted

A level of intoxication above "White Girl Wasted" often recognized by flamboyant shoeless dancing and the appearance of a friendly sober babysitter.

Jaime: "Why are the bottoms of my feet so grubby and sticky?!"

Sandy: "Oh, you don't remember getting McKenna Wasted at Johnny's last night? I'm surprised because it really drew a crowd."

by Beast.Master October 22, 2017