shrek

shrek be me baby bae. he loves me and i love him. we are emo together. he left fiona for me and now we have babies

i love my husband shrek

by shrekmaster97 December 14, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is love, shrek is life

You must accept him and let him Cum in you with his 50 foot peinis

O yeah shrek daddy

by Daddy shrek cum September 17, 2021

Shrek

Noun- A god. Not a religious god, but god. Shrek is the true God. His followers are called Shrekians.

I worship Shrek. If you are intelligent, you will worship him too

by 1010100000011010101001010010 March 05, 2018

Shrek

Daddy

Daddy is Shrek

by Stabmewithaknifeandcallmedaddy July 21, 2020

Shrek

God

Shrek is God

by SkyMewtwo64 Games December 03, 2019

Shrek

Only the cutest little green goblin around with that big penis of his just stretching miles upon miles while Fiona just sits there and admires that huge cock, mmm yess daddy.

"Damn, Shrek can I have some of your penis enlargement pills?" Donkey said.

by DontGetHard December 10, 2018

Shrek

Someone or something of pure sexy-ness or of an onion. This ogre is what you think of when you think Perfection.

Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.

1) Hey, James! Your looking quite shrek today!
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?

Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.

by Onion_noinO December 08, 2019