Missile Mk.II

The Missile Mk.II is the most powerful class of the Missiles. It is constructed by using the basic principals of joint smithing. You Take one rolling paper(preferably Zig-Zag) and apply 5grams of cannabis resin to the paper then add a thin sheet of tobacco on top. When shaped nicely, roll, when rolled take a poking device and pack each end of the jont down as far as possible without making it too tight or ripping the skin twist at one end and roach the other...Spark that Bad Boy and it'll blow you away!

Notes: Making Missiles is not for the amateur roller.
Rolling to tight will not allow a balls reek to come out.
Not for first time smokers- THEY WILL WHITIE!
"Awww Shaggy Man Dare You Roll A Missile Mk.II?" "Oh You Dam Right To The Balls..."
by Scott Millar February 20, 2005
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dick-missile

Untouchably badass. The most extreme version of dick-hard.
Damn, son son! These pies are dick-missile!
by The Demoralizer December 03, 2007
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Petraeus missile

Dude, what are you doing Saturday night?
I'm going out and see if I can shoot my Petraeus missile.
by HHWB November 17, 2012
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moisture missile

The fastest Soverel 33 on The Great Lakes
The Moisture Missile wins The 1997 Mills Race Overall.
by Moisture Missile Man February 20, 2007
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Jizz Missile

A Jiss Missile is when you you put a funnal around youre cock at youre climax and aim it at youre partners mouth so the jizz will shoot direckedly at there Uvula to cause them to gag from the amount of jizz shooting into there throat.
Jack "Yo did you here bode gave shaquein a Jizz Missile"

Erica " no way I want someone to Jive me a Jizz missile"

Jack " Ok come here then"

jack gave Erica a Jizz Missile Shortly after that.
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Negro Missile

The term ''Negro Missile'' is used to describe two different things.
The first being a person who excels at the game ''Neon Missile 3D'' - Can be found on Y8.com
The second describes a black male with a very large penis. An example of this would be the famous actor 'Mandingo'.
A black guy is playing games on Y8.com whilst his girlfriend is riding him.
Girl: ''Omfg you are a Negro Missile!!''
Black Guy: ''Yeah i know, just unlocked a new color!''
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Missile Kick

v. to take a running start, launch yourself in the air and kick your opponent in the chest with both feet at a horizontal angle.
"Dude, I'm so pissed at him... I'm gonna missile kick that bitch."

"Holy shit, did you see that missile kick!? He had like five feet of air!"
by slangbang January 23, 2009
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