Lindsey Lohan Syndrome

A person that feels they are above the law or above any situation, in any thing they do. It also goes by Lohan Syndrome, or Lindsey Syndrome. IF or When caught, They are known to give any ignorant excuse to blame what ever on some one else to justify who what when and where, making them look like the poor innocent victim.

Please your Honor, I have a serious case of Lindsey Lohan Syndrome. Someone stole my passport, and then deliberately poured alcohol on my monitor and got me drunk, and forced me to take drugs, JUST to get me in trouble, because they hate me.

by Calling it like it is June 16, 2010

Kinnon Park Lindsey

the greatest marine there ever was. makes lame jokes.
dimples.

see that marine over there .. man kinnon park lindsey is the MAN! i wish i could be more like him! such a badass!

by funkyobrother September 1, 2011

What up lindsey

you trying to sneaky link ?

what up lindsey-lindsey i am down

by The fucking goat 🐐 April 15, 2022

Lindsey Graham Moment

When you realise Leftists are evil and step on the path to destroy them.

He had a Lindsey Graham moment. He started to fight back against corrupt liberals.

by ReaganTroll November 10, 2018

Lindsey Gram

A term used to describe a cannabis transaction where the purchaser feels the seller shorted the bag.

You pick up some weed? Yea man, but I think he hit me with that Lindsey gram, need to weigh it out and see.

by Sarah Thoga August 4, 2019

Dirty Lindsey

When goods (breakfast burritos, misc drugs, booze, power tools, etc) or services (lawn mowing, furniture moving, shoveling etc) are exchanged for sexual favors enjoyed by both parties. It’s sexy, everyone is a winner, but it does require an act of service prior to any sexual activity.

I asked Dan over for a dirty Lindsey last night, he came over and mowed my lawn and then I gladly gave him a blowjob of appreciation. I think we both had a great time and an enjoyable evening. . Plus my yard looks amazing !

by Suckysucky6969 June 9, 2022

Lindsey

A beautiful girl who always makes you happy, with big brown eyes, is a very chubby. Also a beautiful girl who you could only dream of a life with. Be nice to her a treat her well, compliment her gorgeous brown hair. She is the kind of girl who makes the ideal girlfriend. Also the kind of girl people like Italian chefs dream of who will eat anything and everything including leftovers as long as it is food. She loves food and dance.

Bob: Lindsey babe won’t you go out with me
Lindsey: no I don’t like you

Bob: hey I have some coupons for kfc

Lindsey: Yes please

by Truffleman October 11, 2019