flying hamster

a flying hamster

guy: hey look a flying hamster

by glums February 14, 2021

Harry the hamster

A sentient hamster YouTube legend who is 8 inches tall, a little bit chubby and hairy. He likes to tell sex jokes with his friends and wants to find a beautiful female.

Harry the hamster: So I can shove my FUCKING COCK IN ‘ER MOUTH AND UP HER SHITTER, THEN RUB MY BALLS ALL OVER HER EARS WHILE SHOVING MY CLAWS UP ‘ER ARSEHOLE!
Me: .-.

by Hamsterlord666 March 1, 2021

meat hamster

noun
a member of a gym that has enlarged muscles, but hands and feet stay the same, resembling a large hamster

Hey, check out that meat hamster buying protein shakes.

by PizzaBabyHorsePoserMagee October 19, 2010

electric hamster

when you want your hamster dead, so you tape a fork on its back and stick it in a outlet.

Hamster Owner: *Sniff* What smells like chicken?
Demented Brother: Oh, I made Rocky in to an electric hamster
Hamster Owner: The fuck?

by lolomguy February 25, 2020

Hamster Death

To die in a pathetic, stupid, and most often anticlimactic way. As many pet hamsters (sadly) do.

“They built them up as a terrifying villain for the whole show, only to have them killed in one hit from a kid!”

“Wow, what a hamster death.”

by MinisculeCakes May 29, 2022

hamster eyes

the look a girl (or guy) gives when looking up while sucking your cock (resembles a hamster in a cage)

dude that girl was given me hamster eyes while sucking my cock last night at the bar

by rob magnum May 25, 2012

face hamster

A Face Hamster is another term for Facial hair/ Goatee.

That guy has a nice Face Hamster.

by Kwand July 31, 2016