The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.
"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"
"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
by tokyotapes October 30, 2009
Get the pre-greasemug. n. a small cash bribe. Usually employed at night clubs, restaurants, hotels, etc. in attempt to garner favored treatment.
by AsInWreck June 14, 2009
Get the palm greasemug. Made famous by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it's when you grease a watermelon and throw it into the pool.
Greased watermelon was thought to be impossible to win, but someone didn't grease it enough and I won. Pride raged through me.
by chardeemacdennis August 14, 2012
Get the greased watermelonmug. A nasty, greasy skid mark or shit stain created from excessive and repeated release of wet farts and flatulence and Moose Jelly while in a seated position for an extended period of time. Trucker's Grease may also be created from or enhanced by poor wiping of the anus and occurs when the underwear ride up deeper and deeper into the ass crack from squirming and moving about in the seated position.
Jerry packed his bag for the long drive to California. He threw in extra underwear as he anticipated the long dive and hours in the seated position would combine with a nasty road diet of fast food resulting in a lot of Trucker's Grease.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014
Get the Trucker's Greasemug. The slippery substance that jigaboo's leave behind on the edge of their porch whenever they overdose on crack rock and fall to the ground.
I slipped on something and fell when trying to collect rent from that porch monkey.. It smells like ass so I can't tell if its dog shit or some porch grease.
by eGod March 12, 2003
Get the porch greasemug. Gymrat: Dude! How'd you put 50 pounds onto your bench so quick?
Dude: Easy, skinny Gymrat! I did a Grease the Groove by doing one set of about 5 reps near my max weight, every day before breakfast.
Dude: Easy, skinny Gymrat! I did a Grease the Groove by doing one set of about 5 reps near my max weight, every day before breakfast.
by Kurcules May 29, 2010
Get the Grease the Groovemug. An abraisive grease like substance that magically forms in your ass crack on a hot day. Causes chafing, and general malaise and bad attitude. If not taken care of early, rusults in a Picasso (see Picasso)
Damn, I've got some mean carmel grease brewing.......
You should have seen the Picasso in my shorts from the carmel grease.
You should have seen the Picasso in my shorts from the carmel grease.
by Waky October 5, 2006
Get the carmel greasemug.