Skip to main content

Glenn

Dude who makes the absolute BEST burgers.
Have you had this burger?

The one Glenn made? It's AMAZING
by anonymous January 15, 2024
mugGet the Glenn mug.

Glenn

The cutest and most sweetest person in the whole world also doubles as spiderman
by Spiderpig January 17, 2021
mugGet the Glenn mug.

Glenn

Glenn is a kind, thoughtful, sexy and hilarious soul. He thinks deeply and has a heart of Gold. Glenn’s can be described as ‘old souls’ as they are wise beyond their years and can often be misunderstood by their peers.

If you are lucky to enough to catch Glenn’s eye, you will be showered with unconditional love and affection. To be in a relationship with Glenn is to be deeply in love with your best friend. He will cherish you, adore you and be endlessly supportive of your dreams.

Glenn will surprise you everyday, whether it’s with his wit or passion for his special interests, you will never run out of things to talk about. He is funny beyond measure and will make you laugh harder than with any other man.

Children and animals are drawn to Glenn’s warm and kind soul, they can sense his big beautiful heart.

If you know a Glenn, or are in a relationship with one, know that you will have a friend for life and a companion who is like no one else. Glenn deserves to be loved with the ferocity in which he loves.

Expect to fall in love at first sight when you are introduced to Glenn. He will be the tall, dark and handsome stranger of your dreams.
Glenn is literally the most handsome man I’ve ever laid eyes on.
by Inlovewithglenn November 23, 2021
mugGet the Glenn mug.

Glenn

A name for a man who has his own buttermilk chicken burger from wetherspoons and has a false tooth
"I'll have MY buttermilk chicken burger" said the Glenn
by Joepenis May 20, 2024
mugGet the Glenn mug.

Glenn’s Dick

(Adj.) nonexistent, does not exist
Remember women’s rights in the 1700s, they were Glenn’s Dick.”

“Has anyone ever seen Glenn’s Dick? Me neither!”
by Jackiechanskryptonite December 13, 2018
mugGet the Glenn’s Dick mug.

Glenn

Person 1: have you seen Glenn?

Person 2: Yeah he’s a fucking autistic beaver
by Seth McDowell October 30, 2022
mugGet the Glenn mug.

Lil Glenn

A very very very energetic boy who loves to play vid games .He kinda crazy
Hey lil glenn come play
by WASSUP FROM THA GHETTO July 31, 2016
mugGet the Lil Glenn mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email