He is the second baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies. He has a daughter on the way which makes every woman in the world jealous and want to kill his wife. Women of Philadelphia and Mays Landing watch the Phillies solely for the purpose to hear his walkup song and to see him hit home runs. Boyfriends hate Bryson Stott but can’t help appreciate his greatness.
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i don’t know him personally, but he’s in two of my classes, he’s so nonchalant and has great style. his hair parts perfectly down the middle and when he runs his hand through it, it falls perfectly in front of his face. he’s so quick to answer questions and is usually correct about them. always the first to be done with assignments. he’s always got his head in his phone and always so focused. he’s a blondie with freckles. and blue eyes that’ll make you melt. he’s got a goofy smile and laugh, but it makes him 10x more attractive. he’s also a cat person so that’s even better. he’s just bryson.
i don’t know him personally, but he’s in two of my classes, he’s so nonchalant and has great style. his hair parts perfectly down the middle and when he runs his hand through it, it falls perfectly in front of his face. he’s so quick to answer questions and is usually correct about them. always the first to be done with assignments. he’s always got his head in his phone and always so focused. he’s a blondie with freckles. and blue eyes that’ll make you melt. he’s got a goofy smile and laugh, but it makes him 10x more attractive. he’s also a cat person so that’s even better. he’s just bryson.
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