Brendon

Brendon is usually a very chill dude has a lot of friends and He's probably dating a short brunette Brendon is probably charming sweet loyal and very protective

Brendon A very loyal and protective

boyfriend Don't flirt with his girlfriend cause you probably gonna get threaten

by anonymous September 26, 2021

Brendon

A REAL NIGGA, DRIPS HARD, SMELLS NICE AND WIL FUCK A NIGGA BITCH

Damnnnnnn he a Brendon

by Young fly B November 23, 2021

Brendon Urie

The act of not coming out of the closet in the early 2000's

Jessica : That guy is such a Brendon Urie , you should totally ask him out John
John: Omg Jessica stop! I'm not sure if his into boys

(WE'LL NEVER KNOW)

by Lukagoth June 7, 2018

Brendon

He can do it rough

Peter: Brendon probably has really basic sex
Brendon: No i mean i can do it rough

by PlutonicSingleMan June 18, 2022

THE BRENDON

The most retarded piece of shit ever to exist.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.

Stop your acting like the brendon. If you don't stop acting like the brendon your going to die alone.

by THE BRENDON November 21, 2023

Brendon

Someone whose parent(s) couldn't distinguish between an A and an E

In tha and, it doasn't avan mettar Brendon

by 405 South November 23, 2021

Brendon

an old fat fuck with a shiny forehead who really likes to take balls from people

oh look out, its brendon

by BIGBALLS227 November 28, 2023