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Taipan 3000

A highly addictive Dope Wars spinoff(that's actually even better than Dope Wars) made in Flash by Josh Tuttle. It's a seriously addictive game where you buy things to sell at other planets, and with the money you earn, you can trade in your ship and get guns for your ship (must you go into battle)
I spent all day playing Taipan 3000 SE! I got l33t skills in this game!
Taipan 3000 by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004
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ballena-3000 

When a man dips a his sack in a vat of peanut butter and makes a woman lick that shit then the woman tickles his bell-end and rubs his asshole in a gentle but ravenous way.
Yo Schuster ballena-3000.
Witcough shut the fuck up before i make your mom ballena-3000 me.
ballena-3000 by SCHUSTER! January 30, 2007

dildo 3000 

A dildo the length of 3000 Jamaican dicks.
Sick Dildo 3000 dude. I can use it at work without even bringing it because it is just THAT long.
dildo 3000 by xpxosis April 13, 2016

Hot pocket maker 3000

Made by george foreman, used to make hot pockets. cannot be found on google.
Ryan: You don't have a hot pocket maker 3000 made by george foreman.
Jenn: Oh well I'll just go google and get one.

But Jenn was mistaken.

Audi 3000 

At 10:00 I'm Audi 3000 from work
Audi 3000 by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

whirly twirly 3000 

A sexual act when a girl spins on your dick, t-poses, and makes helicopter sounds.
Guy 1: have you ever tried the whirly twirly 3000?
Guy 2: No, but I did The Charizard last night.
whirly twirly 3000 by lilfaygo April 8, 2021

soul snatcher 3000 

When your receiving head just as your about to nut shove your meat to the back of her throat so she chokes and it come out of her nose
Man I gave this girl a soul snatcher 3000