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Painting and docking

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.
After painting and docking we really needed to shower.
by Woodsy70 November 9, 2011
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Watercolor Paintings

A brother-sister band from Santa Barbara. Consists of Rebecca Redman and Josh Redman. They're music is described as folk/acoustic/punk, but really just sounds like magic to your ears. Rebecca plays the harp and sings. Josh plays a baritone ukulele and also sings and whistles.
"Hey, did you see Watercolor Paintings play at the Che Cafe on Sunday?"
by plastic deer. April 9, 2010
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Paint The Gate

To ejaculate outside and across the vagina before actual penetration has occured. Often caused by a partner or situation so arousing that the male cannot control himself.
Watching Heidi kneel and chow down on Shu-Wei made Andy so hot he just Paint The Gate with his juice all over her pussy lips...
by mark6321 July 6, 2010
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Paint Scraper

A girl who wears to much make-up, to the point wear it should be removed by a paint scraper
Snooki is a total paint scraper
by asianK December 29, 2011
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shit painting

Smearing human feces on the walls, toilet, etc. in either an effort to seriously offend the next occupant or as a result of a mental illness
When Sarge lost his mind he went shit painting in the bathroom by the pool. It was like some crazy caveman paintings in there! We all knew he was the shit painting artist.
by The Square Gang April 13, 2008
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Nose paint

Any strong alcoholic beverage. The term refers to the red, stippled nose that long-term alkies generally develop upon long-term alcohol abuse.
Remember Mr. Macy's bulbous red honker? Wow, that old boy was really into the nose paint, right up to the very end.
by Knotse March 31, 2006
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Stirring the paint

The act of making love to a woman during that "special time" of the month.
That girl I copped off with last night, turned out she was up on blocks. Still, spot of stirring the paint never did anyone any harm. Knob looked like something off a butcher's slab afterwards, mind!
by eXOBeX March 5, 2011
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