dick splash

An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina

Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"

by CH256 September 12, 2014

Smash and Splash

The act of masterbating while taking a shit

Eddie was so busy @ work he had to smash and splash to relieve tension.

by ECARs 2.0 March 11, 2009

splash pants

pants that make the "swishhhh" sound when you move in them. called splash pants because you can get them wet/splash in them.

"yooo johnny m, those are some sick splash pants!"
"thanks maddi, wanna here them when i walk"
'swish''swish''swish'
"dammnnn...theys fly"

by lindsay_anne August 19, 2007

ass splash

when you take a shit and the toilet water splashes back up into your bunghole (sometimes pleasureable)

wow i ate a lot of cashews and my shit was so heavy the whole toilet water went up my crack! DAMN

by evanzo August 18, 2003

Meatball splash

When a man takes his testicles, dunks them in marinara sauce and proceeds to shove them into a womans mouth

"How was your night with mark?"
"It was amazing he gave me a meatball splash!"

by Puff daddy 1 August 3, 2017

Sidewalk Splash

When you get hit with water runoff from the road due to someone driving too fast over it. Also an old TV trope in which a character has this happen to them to add insult to injury when already having a bad day.

Jill: “How could things get any worse!?”
*Gets Sidewalk Splashed*

by BigLesbianLol June 8, 2019

Selby Splash

A Jackson Pollock inspired pooh painting left on the back wall of the toilet for all the world to enjoy.

Auctioneer: “Ladies and gentlemen, the next piece up for sale is a 2014 Selby Splash made possible by a long weekend of tap beer and disco fries. We will start the bidding at $150,000.”

by redmiked September 21, 2022