crunchy but nugget

some one who is very mean ugly fat (has cellulite) seems to be burnt around the edges and looks like she just got pulled out of someones but.

Montanna! God that crunchy but nugget!

by Tara Olivia Jamie the posse January 22, 2009

crunchy black

noun: when you roll up a crack rock in a blunt wrap and smoke it.

Kid: How am i supposed to consume these crack rocks?

Dealer: You can roll it into a crunchy black!

by krayz walz February 4, 2008

Crunchy

"Means dont get f**ked up"

(J fizzle) "Ey mane you need to shut da hell up cuz"

(Kenny G) "Mane if you dont shut dat sh!t up. Dont get "crunchy" up in dis thang cause dis aint wut'cha want cuz"

by Krazy J-Kingpin March 3, 2004

CRUNCHIE CRIGGA

1)A mexican, white, asian, or black that thinks he is a pimp cause he talks to any girl he passes.

2)A smelly mother fucka

Look at Frank's ugly lookin ass talkin to dem girls, he is a crunchi crigga.

by Mo Beezy May 7, 2005

crunchy uncle

When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal

Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle

by Horny torny February 23, 2019

crunchy bernard

When you buttfuck someone, pull out, let their shit harden on your dick, then they give you a blowjob

Hey man, did you see the girl I went home with last night? I gave her a Crunchy Bernard

by Dave-Landon March 23, 2019

crunchy yoghurt

where a man ejaculates on a woman's face and leave it overnight to gain crunchiness. peel off the woman's face and then put it into the microwave for around 1 min. and serve with a side of Johnny sins porn images.

i fancy coming home and having a crunchy yoghurt
Did we remember to make the crunchy yoghurt for tonight?

by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022