Empty Shell

Empty shell is an expression used for when you go for a shit and nothing comes out. Relates to turtles head, a turd that bobs in and out of your arse but in the case of a false alarm shit the shell is empty.

I thought I needed a shit but went for an empty shell instead.

by Ken Walker February 8, 2008

empty nut

When you nut, but don't care. It's almost like you didn't nut at all.

I'm so tired, I don't even care to masturbate. It will just be an empty nut.

by goyo April 18, 2018

empty barrel

A sly, euphemistic way of saying "uppity nigger" - without seeming like an obvious bigot. Also used in misogynistic ways to describe vocal black women by patronizing, old, white assholes.

Look at that empty barrel, adding #BlackLivesMatter to her tweets, again.

by Alerted_Snakes_of_Consequence April 19, 2018

empty house

When your bro's family is gone at a conpetition and his house is empty so you have a party

Jordan's had an empty house so we had a party.
Dang that's one empty house. We should party.

by JustACoolGuy March 1, 2016

Empty Toolbox

A tool box with little or none things in it, which you get fer your birthday

Jordan Markle got an empty toolbox for his birthday...WHAT THE FUCK

by draino destroier April 21, 2010

Empty minded

Someone who thinks nobody would try to capitalize (take advantage of) on a perceived weakness.

The empty minded guy from California thought he never met an enemy.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

Empty Feeling

An empty feeling In someone is most likely them unhappy and them being unhappy they choose to help others to feel their happiness even if it’s false feeling.

Tuesday night: my maw maw died
Wednesday morning: I have a Empty Feeling inside
Wednesday night:

Friend: can you help me with craft work

You: (I don’t feel like it, but I do need a friend) ok

by Underrated1tyy January 28, 2021