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Loy Kisser

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Rug Kisser

I needed help with my printer and I called tech support and a Rug Kisser picked up.
by Captain Lean September 30, 2015
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Boy Kisser

A derogatory term used to humiliate religion, typically Christianity.
Chad: I'm a Christian.
James: You boy kisser.
by Landersattack September 18, 2022
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Bottle Kisser

A move in sex where one of the two partners takes a full bottle of beer with the top on, and inserts it into the rectum of another. Once inside, the partner takes a bottle opener and removes the cap and then places his/her lips on the mouth of the bottle and chugs the whole beer.
Man, I just got a Bottle Kisser from my ex, it was great but the beer was a tad warm... then we tried an Alabama Hotpocket.
by James The Hammer October 6, 2012
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violent girl kisser

a hot lesbian with a soft masc style who suffers from social anxiety and/or cockiness with knowledge of bombs and/or swords.

aka: ruby cruz portraying kit tanthalos in willow and hazel callahan in bottoms.
"my favorite genre is ruby cruz as a violent girl kisser."

"real."
by saltyacht September 11, 2023
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Teacher’s Ass Kisser

Mostly like a teacher’s pet but 1000% times worse.

A Teacher’s Ass Kisser (TSA) will act like the teacher in hope of getting good grades.
Principle: Stundents we have a new teacher.
Teacher: Hey Gu..
TSA: Hey sir I am Todd and I can’t wait to finally get to know you, you see there are some ......

Whisper
Kid 1: Jesus Todd is a teacher’s ass kisser
Kid 2 I know right.
by <Secret> June 10, 2018
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Boyfriend Kisser

Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!
Courtney: Gwen was such a boyfriend kisser!
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?
by ILoveMaltesers January 30, 2025
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