chump status

1 a status of being the weakest of the group.2 the act of being scared.3 not wanting to take part in group actions

1."mike cant handle his drink"
"he's chump status"
2.i dont wanna fight him"
"chump status"
3."you dont wanna play, come on dont be chump status"

by ALCRUZ March 27, 2008

Autograph Status

Someone that is not famous does something that was so awesome you want their autograph.

Dude just hit the teacher and walked away like a goon!! Now thats autograph status.

by coolds123 May 26, 2011

ass status

a facebook status update posted by someone's ass while their phone is in their back pocket. The rest of the body, including the brain, have no idea that the ass has changed their status, or what the new status is suppose to mean.

"jUuuuuuUuuUuuuUuuuuUuygut" -- ass status

by amleblanc14 April 14, 2010

girlfriend status

Girlfriend Status: when the girlfriend wins and gets what she wants because she is the girlfriend

Boyfriend: I don’t want to watch that movie!
Girlfriend: But I have girlfriend status!
Boyfriend: fine

by main squeeze February 9, 2020

Status creeper

Someone who obsessively reads and judges other people's status updates on social networks, yet refuses to leave any of their own.

Yeah, Jess knows everything about everyone...I thought she never checked in on Facebook, but I guess she's a status creeper.

by Leashla March 23, 2011

unicorn status

status of a person who is over the age of 18 and still a virgin, unicorn because they are rare

that nigga is still unicorn status

by 94122 December 6, 2009

status psychology

When a person is too cheap to actually pay a psychologist for help and would rather put all their issues in their facebook status and hope that their cry for attention will solicit the advice of their friends who are no better equipped to help them than a three day old bowl of pudding.

This is a status on Facebook:

Mary Smith is ALL men suck. Why can't one man keep his word. Oh well, I guess I will be single forever.

This is a response from one of her friends:

Enough with the status psychology session, Mary. Stop whining on facebook and deal with it you whiny bitch!

by soulsurfer78 August 3, 2010