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national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day ๐Ÿ˜‰ #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) ๐Ÿ†โ™ฅ๏ธ
person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰
by stargirl ๐Ÿ’ซ April 3, 2023
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Easton's little dick

Well Easton doesn't have a dick we just call it little cause he's girlfriend said he just used he's pinkie finger
Easton's little dick is his pinkie
by Easton's slow October 10, 2016
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Dick

Ninja's real name
by MrRealDick May 1, 2019
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Quinn dick

To have a small or petite penis but still sport average testicles
When he took his panties off his Quinn dick was barely noticeable in the large barely trimmed bush
by anonymous December 8, 2022
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Vacation Dick

Unlike boyfriend dick which you can take on a daily basis. Vacation dick is; the exquisite dick that women can't have daily. Typically an islander like from the Caribbean. Most commonly a black studded man who goes a great length of ways satisfy a woman's deepest pleasures.
Vreni: For spring break I went to Jamaica.
Sabrina: Oh really, why's that?
Vreni: For some vacation dick.
Sabrina: How was it?
Vreni: Let's just say no boyfriend dick could compare by a long shot.
by Childish Gambino June 15, 2016
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No Dick December

When girls,have to go a month without sex
Derek:hey I heard Emma failed No Dick December
by Hnutbigpp November 1, 2020
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Dick slacker

One who slacks at giving or taking dick.
My boyfriend is such a dick slacker, he's horrible in bed.
by Mikey1985 April 23, 2018
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