Dick

the males penis

“I sucked his dick” used by a girl to describe how she sucked the mans penis

by Anonymous 😭😭 July 11, 2019

Dick splint

When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.

I had to much to drink last night, so I had to give her the dick splint.

by Rankpyro182 November 30, 2021

Mozzarella cheese dick

A dick comparable to a mozzarella cheese stick. They share similar detail including but not limited to height, width, gooey white stuff pouring out. You are ment to put a mozzarella cheese dick in your mouth.

Hey Jarod, Melissa got to suck on my mozzarella cheese dick last night.

by Masongottits January 13, 2021

Destroy Dick December

The month following No Nut November. As a relief for now nutting for a whole month, during Destroy Dick December you have to nut once on first December, twice on 2nd December and so on.

Dude my balls are going to explode I'm really looking forward to Destroy Dick December

by Austriaball November 13, 2017

Dyke with a dick

An offensive way to insult a straight male

"Sam is a dyke with a dick"

by NibbaBoiMan April 23, 2018

dick

a man who cheats on his wife in the hole of another women

you are such a dick tommy

by dickface ass December 13, 2019

vacation dick

A penis of semi acceptable size standards that you would only have sex with when the need to get away arises, not one you would want to commit to.

I am very horny and there's no one her worth taking home, I guess I'll call the vacation dick.

by BetterThanGold June 16, 2016