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Rip Ass

A way to tell someone they smell like dirty asshole
Boy get yo rip ass outta here!!
by Ajroadstypesh April 3, 2023
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Ass insulfation

Austin practices recreational ass insulfation with ken dolls
by IronTromboney September 29, 2018
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Wipe ass

The use of shoveling toilet paper back and fourth between to Hot steamy men at a gay bar
“Hay have your ever been to the wipe ass before, it’s lots of fun
by Ryan o’bern November 29, 2020
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All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).
PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**
by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024
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Agricultural ass rape

When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.
Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.
by ttarler June 18, 2011
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Curry ass

When you have a takeaway and then you immediately need to take a shit. The size can vary, but it mostly comes out the sphincter as a hot spicy and runny liquid. The effects are at its peak when a jalfrezi is consumed, but it can also be caused by madras, tikka masala or even Korma if you're a fucking imbecile and can't handle even a hint of spice.
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 October 10, 2023
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Bitch Ass

Bitch Ass wow Logan is such a Bitch Ass
by Agshxbrbxu November 10, 2021
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