Up the ass

When the Guelph police service racists mistake a hernia pain patient for a schizophrenic and shove machete up their anus in sexual assaults
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
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Fat Ass Whale

A fat ass whale is a girl/woMan who eats too much food and became obese, fat ass whales also think they have cake when in reality the only cake that they have is in their stomach
PeyRoe is a fat ass whale
by Himmy neutron September 08, 2023
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Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.
He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA
by Synaptic Shock July 12, 2019
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Simya Dirty Ass

simya is a duck legged , nasty smellin , cracker neck , duck leg ass hoe. she likes fucking niggas with little dicks and she sucks dick for church offering and rent money.
Lay: girl i saw simya dirty ass behind the corner store!
Jaz: doing what?
Lay: sucking rey small ass dick.
by brazylayloo June 10, 2019
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No ones assed

no person/ not a single person concerns themselves or gives sufficient attention to what has been said/done
Kieth: “Guess what I did on Friday?”
Kenny: “no ones assed
by Laneyjane54321 November 23, 2021
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Ass fishing

The act of admiring the ass of passers by .

Also what men pretend not to be doing when walking past attractive women in short dresses/skirts or tight fitting pants/shorts
'Bob, i hope you ain't ass fishing again ! '

'No Vera, i was justa lookin in that window at the pretty er , display '
by Biscuitwizard July 20, 2015
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Ass Splash

Ass Splash is when you take a huge shit and it makes a splash in the bowl that hits your ass
Bro 1: don’t you just hate it when you get Ass Splash
Bro 2: WTF is Ass Splash
Bro 1: it’s when you take a shit and the water splashes your ass
Bro 2: oh yeah, I really do hate Ass Splash
by ThiccShady80Mile January 24, 2022
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