Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day

On every day of the week a dick pic must be sent to a Mexican

On march 3rd National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day was celebrated , everyone loved it!

by Mexicandre March 3, 2024

Dick

Pau da Bia.

Bia: dick = meu pau

by Lolizinha April 18, 2020

Dick

Something you can stick in a pussy mouth or butt that squirts out white stuff when hard

Julia: I can see your dick getting hard

Dan: I guess it’s time to insert it

by Fuckmeinmypussy21 June 14, 2020

Dick-clipper

A woman who hates men. Typically has short hair, or is in a lesbian relationship.

"That dick-clipper told me I couldn't fish here."

by Fishtits69 June 24, 2024

Shit Dick Prouductions

A shity flim studio on youtube full of memes and other shit

My nigga shit dick prouductions is ass

by Lukasnutsonhitlwr July 11, 2021

mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.

"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"

by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017