Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009
Get the choke the head off my dickmug. Used when someone cooks a meal that taste delicious. Used in the same fashion as “put your foot in it”.
by Sturdy McGreengo November 16, 2021
Get the Put your dick in itmug. Goat dick means if you do something really trap or something out of the ordinary or you can just be goat dick like cool
by TrapperJJ August 20, 2024
Get the Goat dickmug. National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!
Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.
by Ustania April 11, 2019
Get the National dick grab daymug. When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.
Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.
by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021
Get the Deep-poop-dick Cursemug. When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.
by the1000thon May 4, 2025
Get the Goon Dickmug. by Joe Clancy October 26, 2007
Get the no dick bitchmug.