Sucking ghost dick

When you randomly choke on nothing or your spit at any random time

1: yo how wa- *starts randomly choking*

2: this nigga sucking ghost dick

1: it was my spit dumbass

by RETARDCUH666 June 20, 2023

Dick

When someone is being rude/inconsiderate

Kyle: "Look at Amy, she's so ugly, she should wear a mask to cover her disgusting face"
Thomas: "Stop being a DICK Kyle"

by they're everywhere April 11, 2023

Dick juice

A guy who’s hot but doesn’t put out ever but acts like he does.

So how did it go last night with that guy u went home with. He gave ladie blue balls he was a dick juice.

by Glassick July 13, 2021

dick cheese

oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help

toaster dick nerd
ass ouch owie

man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater

by casualtater August 20, 2019

Rowdy Dick

A very skanky, infested, moldy, infected looking dick.

This rancher in Missouri decided to jerkoff after working some livestock, next thing you know he had the rowdy dick....gross.

by Lorddizzik February 11, 2017

Hop off my dick

when a person is constantly riding your dick with no registered license

She stay riding my dick like hop off my dick it’s becoming annoying

by jaylaharmani June 7, 2024

Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.

Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.

by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022