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Ass hat

What you become when your mom is a teacher, no one likes her and she sits on you
Aaric's an ass hat...
by ManderzzCarrii January 9, 2012
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Bitch-ass wiggle

When someone is being absolutely stupid, or insane, or even asking for money via Instagram DMs, call them a bitch-ass wiggle
Jared asked for money? he’s a bitch-ass wiggle
by wigglerus August 12, 2022
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Candy Ass

A man or woman who possesses very enticing attributes. Is very alluring in many senses but mostly referring to their good looking assets. Akin to "eye candy" but more enphasis on the butt. Good looking. Sexy. Alluring. Candy Ass.
That dude is such a candy ass, he gets all the ladies.

She gets anything she wants with her candy ass.

Of course he got the job, he has a candy ass.
by Victorious Stunna March 16, 2021
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Aj’s ass

Code name for a nuclear bunker. Awaiting in orders the stomach to unleash hell within, cable of eliminating the human race and maybe even the Milky Way galaxy.
Guy: Feels an earthquake, gets an alert of a tsunami on iPhone; Oh NO, NOT AJ’S ASS
by Fart smella 3000 September 25, 2022
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gay ass

An adjective used to describe anything or anyone that is currently annoying or irritating to you at the moment.
Jamal: Fuck!

Nick: What

Jamal: Gay ass Ms.Smith gave me a C on the geography quiz
by niggasan223395 October 2, 2019
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Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.
My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018
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