My dick

13 feet long but actually 20 but I don’t wanna scare anyone

My dick is 13 feet long

by Jennatools July 2, 2022

big dick energy

toai trinh

that boy be on that big dick energy!!!11!!!

by zzanderc November 12, 2018

Dick

A penis

His dick is really small

by Dat_Hguy November 26, 2017

vacation dick

Dick that you can only have once in awhile because it soooo good...hence, for two weeks a year max (vacation time).

Girl, that was so real vacation dick. If I had that all year long, I would never get any work done!

by Santana0520 June 12, 2016

Dick

Alejandro

Alejandro is a dick.

by boneham November 22, 2014

Dick Eating

What mfs named Azavion do ona daily basis

Nahhh bros mouth full with all that dick eating

by L_Clifton June 10, 2022

benjamin button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick

by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016