Eel Dick

Something that is only obtainable during certain times, or is very rare to obtain.

Freud: "THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!"
Jim: "Sir, I highly doubt that-"
Freud: "GO GET MORE"
Jim: "Mister Freud, I really don-"
Freud: "WHATS A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK"

by Seacole July 16, 2025

Fart dick

When your dick hard then you see what's underneath the broads clothes and your boner takes a fart and goes limp.

I took the broad home for sexy time, but she took her clothes off and I had fart dick.

by Badonti January 29, 2017

Dick

Big Dick: D========3
Small Dick: D==3
Average Dick: D=3
Hard Dick: D🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱3
Soft Dick: D🪶🪶3
Hop Of My Dick: D❌❌❌❌3

Ancient Dick: D3

Randome Ass Dude: Holy Dick Noodles, some hoe punched my dick balls!

by JigglyJoe69 November 28, 2022

Slap Dick

In other words, Fuck You, Suck my dick. Another way of telling somebody to get they whack ass on somewhere .

“Bro SLAP DICK and die foo gtfo.”

by Slapdickanddie February 20, 2021

Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".

Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking

by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020

dicked

when you have such a raging boner that you accidentally stick it in everything you come by

bro I got such a raging boner yesterday I dicked everything in my house

epic bro

by getfuckedbiatch May 17, 2021

National suck dick day

National suck dick day Is all about sucking your boyfriend/husband dick don’t matter how old you or your significant other is you get down there and suck that dick

Omg 😮 today is National suck dick day time to get home

by B, si en Chess August 1, 2019