odese dick

odese dick is bigger then a normal dick

random girl: wow alex has a odese dick .
alex hears*

alex: oh rlly 😏

by bigdickalex April 8, 2021

Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.

"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".

by Dano78 October 1, 2022

Whos Dick

A game developed by a drug addict; random, vulgar, shock value that can only be taken as childish humor and appears to state the users brain underdevelopment. Essentially a shitty copy of The Game, the very sound of it causes continuous cringe which requires a few days to recover from.

A group yelled "Whos dick" from their car as they drove past some people on a porch. They looked at each other and asked "What the fuck was that dumb shit?" to which someone replied "Junkies"

by SurroundedByIdiotsIn716 July 9, 2021

speed dick

A penis, usually in a triangular shape drawn around the mouth of a drawing, charicter, or OC by a troll usually on a collaborative drawing site.

''Bro someone just speed dicked my drawing.''

by DickRick990 March 23, 2025

Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021

grumpy dick

Having or getting an erection while taking shit.

Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.

by Toilet erection May 28, 2017

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009