Pussy Ass Bitch Syndrome

Symptoms-

-Unable to tell the truth
-Does everything their partner says

-Lies to covers up child abuse

-Stands by and does nothing to help the child being abused

-Participates when told to

-Makes excuses for behavior

-Doesn't take accountability for their actions

-Attempts to overshadow and compete with other's trauma

-Seems to be going through a middle crisis

-Cares deeply about how everyone sees them

Natalia Grace's adoptive father has pussy ass bitch syndrome. His ex-wife couldn't have put her through hell if he did anything at all to help her.

by Dontdrinkpizza February 18, 2024

Shit’s Ass

A term similar to “What the Fuck!” but may sound funnier or more PG-13 given the situation.

“The house got broken into? Well shit’s ass!”

by ArrowCoaster47 December 9, 2024

Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse

Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!

by Undermen November 1, 2022

Ass carrot

An ass carrot is a person - almost always a male - who is a 100% arrogant while being 100% stupid.

Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.

by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025

If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

Fat fucking ass

An individual with an extremely voluptuous derriere

Chad and some of his buddies from the lacrosse team we’re leaving the gym when they noticed an attractive woman. Chad turned to his buddies and said, “ damn…. That’s a fat FUCKING ass.” (Emphasis on the FUCKING)

by Sexycounselor123 July 3, 2023

Weak Ass Juul

Stop smoking on that weak ass juul mane

“Aye mane, look at Numer smoking on that weak ass juul”

by NuhNumer August 7, 2019