Dick with a Degree

Uses his degree to condescend to everyone around him. Most times the information is inaccurate and easily verifiable via the internet.

"Sorry about Ryan. I just googled it and grapes don't actually grow underground. He's just another dick with a degree."

by starspawnofcthulu February 15, 2018

Suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying go fuck urself

Person #1 says: "Ay u own me money you bitch!!!"
Person #2 responds: U AINT GETTING SHIT NIGGA, SUCK MY DICK

by Lxxnder April 14, 2023

Linkin’s Dick

Fucking Huge Cunt, Bloody big whopper

I wanna suck this Linkin’s dick

by jesusthefapper May 9, 2020

DICK FARM

A PUSSY you have given birth with that is your ONLY VAGINAL FUCK to the point of possessiveness by the FUCKER.

ANAL ALAN sex deprived.

Look IMELINDA I earned my keep of my DICK FARM so you FUCK WHEN I say so and all FUCKING is using the big OPPOSITE first IN then OUT.and so on...

I need a FAG DICK FARM to catch up and this is the scoop I am the FAG and you are the DICK FARM.

by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 17, 2021

Urban Dick tionary

The best dictionary ever found.

cambridge...? oxford...? go away, urban dick tionary provides the best definition ever.

by Bevis wong. April 25, 2019

Shitting your dick

When something makes you made
When you're mad

“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick”

by decomplex December 9, 2022

Phantom Dick

When after getting your male reproductive organ removed you still feel as if it there, yet you know its not there

Im annoyed at how I can still feel my Phantom Dick after the operation

by Miercolesdecaida August 10, 2022