dirty statement.

dirty statement. A word used by people to define a a snitch who already informed the police by dropping a dirty statement.

"like the strip club was robbed, and as soon as the coppers arrived the manager was quick to make a dirty statement.

by kep john October 30, 2016

Dirty Matthaus Papst

When you insert your 60 cm python cock that has been dipped in peanut butter into your dogs mouth so that they clean it and make it wet before you fuck a dead body into orgasm.

I heard you had a Dirty Matthaus Papst last night how was it

by Mythic Wizard February 20, 2024

dirty delta

The act of giving a girl an Alabama hot pocket then continues to eat her out while she fingers your butthole

Dude totally gave this girl a dirty delta

by Autin Kmark November 17, 2020

Dirty Baiter

When you pretend to be a goat while being milked by a 3 beer queen.

My buddy and I went out for a beer and ended up as a dirty baiter

by Iminacultcallmydad April 4, 2020

Dirty jarlie

A dirty jarlie is when 2 males rub their bollocks on eachothers mouths and take a break every 30 seconds to scream out loud I LOVE SCROTUM, they then bum eachother i to infinity then return home to their wives and kids.

“Fuck me that dirty jarlie was booming”

by Lol121277666 March 12, 2023

Dirty Elise

A lovely big busty woman who has brown curly hair and green eyes, likes all holes filled, the mouth, the arse, the pussy, sometimes the ears. Her gaping pussy makes it very easy to get in and out of, the canal so deep it can fit several men inside, or dildos. It can get dripping wet that you'll think you're going on a water slide. She loves the kinky shit, most of BDSM, she'll get down on her knees for a whipping, she's a very naughty girl and has a praise kink and will practically do anything for you. Want to shut her up, just stuff her mouth with that fat dick. She can go pounding all night long and will beg you to make her squirt. She won't stay with anyone who doesn't know how to pleasure her, but she's a very dirty girl so will anything, all the man is required to do is make her orgasm and squirt. Bend her over and shove it in her arse and go to town with her she will love that.

Oh look it',s Dirty Elise which means she will do anything sexually for you.

by ThisIsForYouBabyCheeks August 21, 2024

Dirty Sombrero

Where a female shits on a male’s head and squishes a sombrero onto the shit covered head

The smell of poop remained in Jerome’s hair after his girlfriend performed a dirty sombrero on him

by Trtl4lyf October 8, 2017