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hoodlum dick

Describes to the type of sex encountered usually by a white woman and a black man. She isnt used to the size nor the duration and loses her mind over it because its something she has never experienced. It usually will make her do abnormal things like risking her job or her credit rating because its so good.
Becky didnt show up to work today and they may fire her! I wonder what happened? She said she met a black guy and he spent the night last night…ahhh must have been that hoodlum dick!
by Dawhole9 January 15, 2025
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dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.
Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.
by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025
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dick wall

When a female or male interest has some many guys trying to get to her that it is nye impossible to even utter a word that will reach her ear.
Godamn bro I super liked her and sent her a DM but shits been on delivered and unread for weeks now. She got a dick wall in front of her.
by Mixiemac January 21, 2025
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corkscrew dick

Ask Hillary Duff. It was in her script from the series Younger starring Sutton Foster.
At least you don’t have corkscrew dick.
by TraciW January 21, 2025
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Mutual Dicking

The act of two people "screwing over" one another equally.
John complained about his order today, so we gave him a mutual dicking on the shipment of another order.
by ToeSniffer55 January 22, 2025
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Wind your dick in

When a man tries to use his perceived male superiority (physical, intellect, experience, seniority at work etc), this phrase can be offered in response by a female. Can be useful in dealing with attempts at mansplaining.

Derived from the phrase “wind your neck in”.
I didn’t ask to be told how to get the computer to work, Roger. Wind your dick in!”
by Wight Eggy January 22, 2025
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Dumbo Dick

Man that short guy sure is a Dumbo dick
by Cool Swag Papi January 23, 2025
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