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Bag of dicks

A slang term used to describe one’s multiple bullshit arguments. When a person is off the rails perhaps drunk or belligerent they are being a quote bag of dicks.

Another definition when fed up with someone told to go and eat a bag of dicks.
Heather “John’s a real douche bag he won’t buy me any feddie wop. Ralph “ go eat a bag of dicks heather and stop being a dope whore, trifling ass biatch”
by Tylonn platinum 3 August 22, 2024
mugGet the Bag of dicksmug.

Dick dude

1. A man who identifies more as a dick than as a man.

2. Any Michael who works at Starbucks.
by Muppins December 14, 2016
mugGet the Dick dudemug.

dick

dick. otherwise known as a guy's you-know-what. something that literally noone finds attractive, even straight women. men, i hate to burst your bubble, but if your girlfriend has ever said "i like how it looks" shes lying. its ugly and disgusting. the word dick can also be used to describe a person who is being rude/mean, ie someone named aiden.
"wanna see my dick?" -example number 2:- "you're being a dick aiden"
by i fucked ur mom bruh July 27, 2021
mugGet the dickmug.

Dick Fizz

When recieving a blowjob the man jizzes in the woman's mouth she then proceeds to swish the jizz around her mouth like mouthwash causing the jizz to become bubbly and spit like , dick fizz
Guy 1. How was last night
Guy2. It was sick , I had sex and gave her the dick fizz
by sd_af123 September 20, 2015
mugGet the Dick Fizzmug.

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`Because`~`I`~`Can`~`Finesse`~`

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`Because`~`I`~`Can`~`Finesse`~`
`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`Because`~`I`~`Can`~`Finesse`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
mugGet the `~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`Because`~`I`~`Can`~`Finesse`~`mug.

Molten lava dick

The ultimate trap for big women on tinder step one by a molten lava chocolate cake from Chili’s to go step to invite a big woman from Tinder step three stick a dick in Cake step for let her enjoy
Hey bro I had this fat bitch come over and she enjoyed this molten lava dick
by Cheeseburger 6969420 August 9, 2021
mugGet the Molten lava dickmug.

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