Short dick

A guy who a micro penis ...

Duncan’s dick is so small he prob only can fuck anus , he’s a short dick guy

by Rick the tiger July 28, 2019

Short Dick

As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.

As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.

Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.

by Xi- November 18, 2020

Dick of all trades

A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.

He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

dick of all trades

Someone incompetent in all manner of work.

He is incompetent in everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

Door-dick

The result of getting your penis caught between a door and doorframe.

Dude, I got a door-dick, and it's killing me!

by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022

Destroy Dick December

The month following No Nut November. As a relief for now nutting for a whole month, during Destroy Dick December you have to nut once on first December, twice on 2nd December and so on.

Dude my balls are going to explode I'm really looking forward to Destroy Dick December

by Austriaball November 13, 2017

Destroy dick December

When a male succeeds no but November they are challenged to not nut again for the whole month of december

BRO DONT NUT IT IS DESTROY DICK DECEMBER

by KANYEBUTTMAM November 27, 2019