dick money

Money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man's penis.

bro 1: yo, it's fall break, you comin' out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, I'm hella broke.
bro 1: prostitution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. You have 5 hours to be at the bar. Go!
bro 2: 'Bout to get that dick money!

by hoffmaja October 11, 2011

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Dick shit

When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.

"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."

by Patmcgroin7 May 3, 2018

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dick snoot

Extra long forskin that resembles that of a animal snout

I like to suckle upon your dick snoot

by SoloNutt March 28, 2017

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Dick

You don’t have one

No dick looken ass

by Masterlolik November 4, 2019

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Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.

Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.

by oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 12, 2025

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