marinara dick

It's when a guy has sex with a girl on her period.

"I didn't realize she was on her period till I pulled out and realized I had marinara dick."

by yourmom699669 December 3, 2015

Tassel Dick

A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.

Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.

by Stick Figure Yoshi May 21, 2015

Wiggin Dicks

When you or your mates have dropped acid or any psychedelic drug and start tripping out and have no other words to explain how high you are.

John - "This acid has hit me hard bro, I'm wiggin dicks!"
Tim - "Oh shit yeah bro, i am too"

by Gus Idz September 5, 2018

Schwank dick

A hereditary dick, of approximately eight inches (great girth), that has a legend history of smashing New Orleans bottoms

Left my heart and ass in New Orleans after getting that Schwank dick

by Beachbro2 July 29, 2023

all balls, no dick

That guy who is always talking big and bad, but never actually doing anything about it.

Andy wanted people to believe he was a tough guy but he’s all balls, no dick.

by Ohsosoxy August 28, 2023

Dick

The thing which when gets hard in public makes a real problem.

My dick got hard and a girl was staring at it..

by MyurbanDICKionary November 26, 2021

Dick

A thing all men play with

My male friend play with his dick

by Daniel the 2nd February 4, 2021